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31 December
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"If you want to stand out from the pack, find your own voice with your own art and scream with it. Somebody will notice." -Brian Denham

The 10 Commandments of Boobie-ism:

1. Thou shalt grope The Kendroobie your Gawd with all your passion and libido.

2. Thou shalt not worship any false breasts, for mine rest on a pedestal before
all others.

3. Thou shalt honor Saturdays as your sabbath, for that is when The Kendroobie
desires a Virgin Sacrifice.

4. Thou shalt not deny The Kendroobie the truth, for Kendroobie must always know
where you are, who you are with, and what you are doing. Kendroobie must know

5. Thou shalt not covet the bra size of those who are not followers of The
Kendroobie, for they are impure and must be converted before envy is acceptable.

6. Thou shalt not commit adultery with any other breasts, for Kendroobie's are
the ultimate authority.

7. Thou shalt not steal/ use false bosoms, for Kendroobie loves Her worshippers
"au naturale".

8. Thou shalt not murder your/ another's bosoms, for all bosoms are created
equal and share favor under The Kendroobie.

9. Thou shalt honor Lefty and Righty, for they have both been bestowed upon you,
with love, for your benefit.

10. Thou shalt love your neighbor's bosoms as Kendroobie hath loved thou, for
every woman is potentially a follower of The Kendroobie.

Follow the commandments that Kendroobie hath bestowed you, and thou shalt find
peace with the world, and thine bosoms.

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